by The real Johnny S August 18, 2022
Get the Split The Pipesmug. Person being fondled, "Whadda you think - 60/40?"
Fondler, "Dude, I am not yet familiar with your cock split, but, I dunno, maybe 70/30?"
Fondler, "Dude, I am not yet familiar with your cock split, but, I dunno, maybe 70/30?"
by cbizl September 15, 2011
Get the Cock Splitmug. A tennis technique in which you jump up then the instant you land on both feet you ran towards the ball.
Person one:I nailed an awesome topspin on my opponent.
Person two:Awesome, so you beat him?
Person one:No, he did a split step and barely got to it.
Person two:Awesome, so you beat him?
Person one:No, he did a split step and barely got to it.
by Slipp May 26, 2007
Get the split stepmug. The naked female partner assumes a resting horizontal position on a bed or similar comfortable surface (NB not a beach). She may be face down or face up. On the request of her male partner, she opens her legs to the fullest extent possible, exposing her intimate areas, folds and orifices to his gaze, inspection and physical touch. With commitment and the assistance of a physiotherapist it may be possible to gradually extend the legs to a maximum degree, but care should be taken not to damage the hips or femur.
“So why did you give me 6 sessions with a physiotherapist, a torch, and a magnifying glass for my birthday Frank?”
“I wanted to loosen your hips up so that you can increase your split infinity and I can get a better view babe! Hand me the magnifier and the torch before we reach the sun deck.”
“I wanted to loosen your hips up so that you can increase your split infinity and I can get a better view babe! Hand me the magnifier and the torch before we reach the sun deck.”
by Fiona BR December 23, 2022
Get the split infinitymug. verb. When a party of characters decides to separate, usually to cover more ground, but sometimes because of divergent strategies and/or heated debate (PvP).
Usually denotes a problematic within roleplaying sessions, as splitting the party usually wastes someone's time unless a DM is ballsy enough to run two scenes in parallel.
Usually denotes a problematic within roleplaying sessions, as splitting the party usually wastes someone's time unless a DM is ballsy enough to run two scenes in parallel.
Scooby Doo has hundreds of examples of "splitting the party," for example:
Velma Dinkley: trying to find Shaggy and Scooby I think we should split up.
Fred Jones: Good Idea!
Daphne Blake: I'll go with Beau.
Fred Jones: frowning Bad idea!
Velma Dinkley: trying to find Shaggy and Scooby I think we should split up.
Fred Jones: Good Idea!
Daphne Blake: I'll go with Beau.
Fred Jones: frowning Bad idea!
by vahouzn April 13, 2014
Get the splitting the partymug. The act of penetrating an uncertain hole. An often risky maneuver, "Splitting the Casper" involves taking aim in the general vicinity of two known holes, where the entire area is occluded, or glazed-over, leaving neither hole fully visible. The penetrating object is then thrust at the goopy mess with the hopes of slipping comfortably into either one of two holes. Often this maneuver results in "Hitting the trailer," which is a less that desired result.
Nine guys deep in her gangbang, Michelle's nether region was a sloppy, uncertain mess, but Big Tom didn't care where he ended up so he closed his eyes and "Split the Casper." Unfortunately for Michelle, he was hitting the trailer this time.
by rickabone September 18, 2017
Get the Split the Caspermug. A split nigga says shit like "would you like a pb&J"
A split nigga says shit like "I cant hold onto the light"
A split nigga talks about the horde in his head
A split nigga says shit like "I cant hold onto the light"
A split nigga talks about the horde in his head
by Urban soul47 January 25, 2019
Get the Split niggamug.