split step

A tennis technique in which you jump up then the instant you land on both feet you ran towards the ball.
Person one:I nailed an awesome topspin on my opponent.
Person two:Awesome, so you beat him?
Person one:No, he did a split step and barely got to it.
by Slipp May 11, 2007
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Cheeseburger Split

When your ex mrs brings you a cheeseburger, then you fuck her so hard her pussy bleeds.
Did you hear about Matt? He gave his ex a cheeseburger split!

Woah, nice!
by Themowingman July 06, 2020
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Hickory Split

When traffic is backed up taking an exit off-ramp, and some douche goes all the way up to the front and tries to merge in, thereby cutting everyone off. Totally disrupts traffic and everyone's mood!
Look at that Honda Accord up there - what is he doing? Is he really trying to Hickory Split right now? Just wait like everyone else smh!
by Patagonia19 August 21, 2023
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i'm split

Confused, but because of a cacaphony of competing desires and thoughts; not because of indecision.
Man... i'm split.
by Mediapuppet8 May 20, 2017
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dick and split

When you're gonna break up with your boyfriend but gotta get one last fuck outta him.
"Did you hear about what Heather did to Kyle?"
"Yeah she got the dick and split."
by Z3r0_CA July 04, 2017
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Cock Split

The ratio, based on 100%, of a cock's potential hardness, arousal, and size.
Person being fondled, "Whadda you think - 60/40?"

Fondler, "Dude, I am not yet familiar with your cock split, but, I dunno, maybe 70/30?"
by cbizl September 15, 2011
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