by Themowingman July 06, 2020
by The real Johnny S August 18, 2022
The vagina, pussy, vagene, aka the royal split
You gotta get ya ding-dong wet in the Royal fuckin’ split
You gotta get ya ding-dong wet in the Royal fuckin’ split
by Meat beef October 19, 2020
A split nigga says shit like "would you like a pb&J"
A split nigga says shit like "I cant hold onto the light"
A split nigga talks about the horde in his head
A split nigga says shit like "I cant hold onto the light"
A split nigga talks about the horde in his head
by Urban soul47 January 25, 2019
The act of penetrating an uncertain hole. An often risky maneuver, "Splitting the Casper" involves taking aim in the general vicinity of two known holes, where the entire area is occluded, or glazed-over, leaving neither hole fully visible. The penetrating object is then thrust at the goopy mess with the hopes of slipping comfortably into either one of two holes. Often this maneuver results in "Hitting the trailer," which is a less that desired result.
Nine guys deep in her gangbang, Michelle's nether region was a sloppy, uncertain mess, but Big Tom didn't care where he ended up so he closed his eyes and "Split the Casper." Unfortunately for Michelle, he was hitting the trailer this time.
by rickabone September 18, 2017
The naked female partner assumes a resting horizontal position on a bed or similar comfortable surface (NB not a beach). She may be face down or face up. On the request of her male partner, she opens her legs to the fullest extent possible, exposing her intimate areas, folds and orifices to his gaze, inspection and physical touch. With commitment and the assistance of a physiotherapist it may be possible to gradually extend the legs to a maximum degree, but care should be taken not to damage the hips or femur.
“So why did you give me 6 sessions with a physiotherapist, a torch, and a magnifying glass for my birthday Frank?”
“I wanted to loosen your hips up so that you can increase your split infinity and I can get a better view babe! Hand me the magnifier and the torch before we reach the sun deck.”
“I wanted to loosen your hips up so that you can increase your split infinity and I can get a better view babe! Hand me the magnifier and the torch before we reach the sun deck.”
by Fiona BR December 23, 2022
by Z3r0_CA July 04, 2017