sparta

A city of Ancient Greece inhabited by bad-asses and a bad-ass rock band.

Sparta rule but the greeks are scum.

by Donnie December 13, 2004

Homo Spartan

Someone who is obsessed with the Spartans in the hit flick 300.

A person who is half homo sapien as well as hitting the gym constantly working out on the spartan routine that incorporates karate and other strenuous activities.

The complete opposite of a ladies man and spits no game at the opposite sex. Many then believe that the Homo means homosexual but they are completely wrong because this man is the ugly version of a metro sexual.

That man getting his @$$ beat by a 8 year old girl in karate class is a homo spartan.

by Spartan Hunter January 24, 2008

Spartan

A sexual position where the women is riding a man during intercourse, and right before the man has an orgasm he yells "This is Spartaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!" and kicks the women off the bed.

"After seeing the movie 300, I gave my wife a Spartan"

by Chim Ridgles March 29, 2007

Sparta'd

When someone gets kicked so hard they fall down in a fight, much like the way King Leonidas kicks the persian messenger into the pit of death in 300.

Mom: "Honey whats wrong? Did you get in another fight at school?"

Kid: "Yeah I got Sparta'd as soon as it started, ouch"

by CodyKing36 October 18, 2008

Spartan Avalanche

You blow your load in a girls hair, yell something random, and then kick her down the stairs.

She was boring him, so he gave her a Spartan Avalanche.

by Boogeybeast July 2, 2009

smert

cooler verison of smart, what you call someone that is beyond smart but not yet a genuis

I very smert.

by THECARLMAN June 6, 2018

Snert

Slang term referring to the act of insufflation (snorting) of any drug, but most often applies to lines of crystal methamphetamine

"Bro, do you want to Snert some meth with me?"
"Yeah lets be super gay and snert while watching tranny porn"

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper January 6, 2023