SOFA

SO Fucking Annoying. (As opposed to TOFU: totally fucking unbelievable.)

He's SOFA!

by hather88 January 13, 2023

Sofa

She's a baguette. She eat baguette. She live baguette. She h o n o r the baguette

Sofa needs some help.

by AcousticAutism November 30, 2020

Sofa potato

Somebody who sits on the sofa all day and doesnt socialise

Theo is a sofa potato he doesnt do anything.

by Apache atack helicopter October 18, 2022

sofa king

a word witch is sounds like a swear but is not its most definition is a king of a sofa .

thats sofa king hard

by vizt/add me on cold war pls May 16, 2022

Captain Sofa

A position of authority where you have full control of a sofa and who sits on it. Nobody is allowed to sit on the sofa unless they say, "Permission to board, sir?"

"Captain Sofa" originated from a Pickles comic:

Opal: *Sits on the sofa*

Earl: *Clears throat*

Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022

Sofa

Sofa means a thing that you put your ass on.

Worker: “Hey do you want to buy a sofa”

Buyer: “Oh yeh thanks!”

by URBAN DICTIONARY WRITER 101 March 23, 2022

Mr cheals red sofa

Mr cheals red sofa is used when you buy a sofa and it gets lost for months and months, or you can say something is a s red as Mr cheals red sofa.

moriah: omg my sofa turned into Mr cheals red sofa, I ordered it months ago and it still hasn't arrived.

eddy: omg this apple is as red as Mr cheals sofa!

by eddiesmummymilkers November 12, 2021