Frosty the Snowman

A complete cokehead

All he wants to do is go to Crobar and do blow.

by Laura February 11, 2005

Frosty the Snowman

1.)When you create a snow penis and fornicate yourself with it.

2. When you fuck a girl in the snow and bury her ugly face in it.

3. When you make a hole in the snow and fuck the hole...with ur teeny weeny.

1.Jaime: bro, last night it snowed, i couldn't believe it so i got up and had a frosty the snowman!
Wheels: NICE!!

2. Randy: Dude, how was ur date last night?

Tyrone: Aww man, did you see the blizzard outside. She thought it would be cool to get a frosty the snowman!

Randy: You sick fuck!

3. Do you like Frosty the snowman?! The cartoon? How old are you?

by Tsunami Jaime February 24, 2008

bloody snowman

A man shoots a load on his partners face. Then procedes to punch him/her in the nose making them bleed over the snow, hence, the bloody snowman.

I broke up with Julie by giving her a bloody snowman, I don't know if she got the hint.

by Mr. James westphal November 25, 2007

Screaming Snowman

When a girl is giving a guy head, stops in the middle and pours a large quantity of salt on his dick

sally totally gave bob a screaming snowman last night

by haha gotchya! April 5, 2009

Frosty Snowman

Ejaculate on a girl in an even pattern to give the appearance of frosting, then shit on the chest and stomach in a button pattern and punch her in the nose so it enlarges and turns orange like a carrot.

The slutty girl wouldn't stop mouthing off so I took her back to my room and gave her the ol' Frosty Snowman.

by zz Jack the Ripper zz March 27, 2010

cadet snowman

A cadet snowman is a snow sculpture that wears a cadet cap, and has a banana and two plums for its cock & balls and a baseball catcher's mitt for an asshole.

It's snowing! -- Matt and I are going to make a cadet snowman!

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

abominable snowman

verb: When you finish in your hand, then subsequently toss it in your face. Most times it is accompanied by a frightening facial expression and/or a loud grunt.

I totally abominable snowmanned this chick the other day in a fuddrucker's bathroom, she freaked out.

by GetThatNut August 17, 2010