A sneeze, usually fake, that one intentionally does on his/her food so that people around them notice, and therefore will not take their food in fear it is contaminated. Usually used when you have to leave your table, and you are with friends that often take your food.
"Ewwww, did you just take some of Jim's fries"
"Ya. Why?"
"That's sick. He did a nasty guard sneeze as he left the table"
"Ya. Why?"
"That's sick. He did a nasty guard sneeze as he left the table"
by Jaque Dys December 03, 2009
A term for blasting out your beliefs on the Internet in the form of shares and re-shares. It can spread germs, and no one really wants to get sneezed on.
by NerdyBirdee February 28, 2017
When you sneeze from a high vantage point and rain a fine mucus based mist on some unfortunate fellow
by Cam Lee November 17, 2007
1.oh shit, i'm gonna nob sneeze!
2.she still had the remains of last night's nob sneeze in her hair.
3.i am about to sneeze on your face.
2.she still had the remains of last night's nob sneeze in her hair.
3.i am about to sneeze on your face.
by Joniquai March 20, 2005
by aviator35 December 04, 2008
When somebody is about to sneeze, you rear back your right forearm with a clenched fist, and with the strength of a thousand lumberjacks, punch them in the chest to prevent the sneeze...
Cody "Ahhhh-AHHHHHH"
Chris *punches Cody in the chest with fury worthy of Street Fighter II*
Cody "FUCK!"
Cliff "Haha, you got tha sneeze punch!"
Chris *punches Cody in the chest with fury worthy of Street Fighter II*
Cody "FUCK!"
Cliff "Haha, you got tha sneeze punch!"
by Chris Hambrick June 22, 2007
sticky substance forming on the tip of a penis even though ejaculation has not recently occured. can be caused by drinking diet coke. can be described as slimy, sticky, translucent snot.
by Prego Midget December 26, 2003