SMP

Smash
My
Penis

Hey boss I'm going off work for a whilec because I have to take care of my baby.

Sure that's OK.

By the way, when do i get my SMP?

Oh, I'll give you that.

"One month later and I now piss like a sprinkler, and definitely won't be having more kids."

by Small_White_Quacker July 30, 2023

Aster SMP

ONE OF THE BEST ORIGINS SMP!!

Harry: Have you see the new Aster SMP videos on YouTube?
Patricia: YES! IT WAS AMAZING!

by someone_child June 2, 2022

Tether SMP

A Minecraft server in which your health, hunger, and XP are all tied to one other player.

"Yo, are you in the Tether SMP?"
"I built a giant Jesus in the Tether SMP!"

by Novinity April 11, 2025

Stream SMP

Is when a guy named Greysen is stuck in a love triangle with a girl named Olivia and a guy named Aiden.

Elijah: "Hey have you heard about the Stream SMP?"
Jay: "Yeah they are very crazy lol."

by JAYAT208 December 12, 2020

SMP

Suck My Penis... Simple.

It's a clothing brand. If someone annoys me, but I can't be bothered, I usually point to the back of my shirt with my middle fingers as I walk away... SMP! 🖕

Whatevs... 🖕 *SMP*🖕

by Ob1eOne May 16, 2020

SMP

Smp means suck my pussy.

Smp means suck my pussy. So if someone is being rude to you be like boy/girl go suck my pussy.

by Nycgang10000 June 11, 2022

Risen SMP

The Risen SMP was a server with very talented creators and was very popular in 2022 until it ended.

Risen SMP is obviously scripted

by MinecraftSMP's October 3, 2023