Definitions by baconboybaconboybaconboy
Dream SMP
Minecraft SMP made by Dream (the guy who cheated on his 1.16 speedruns) that 13 year old losers are obsessed with. Became a roleplay that was entertaining until they killed off some of the better characters (jschlatt, wilbur). Plot is now boring, overpredictable, and accompanied by cringey acting. Anything that isn't a "plot stream" is usually boring, as anyone can be cancelled for anything (speaking Spanish, being schlatt, etc) by twitter stans. Stop watching after wilbur dies.
Young Lad 1: Yo did you see Technoblade's latest stream on the Dream SMP?? Bruh he blow up L'Manburg!!!
Young Lad 2: Didn't they already do that?? The exile arc was boring so I stopped watching.
Stan: OMG I LOVE DREAM AND GEORGE AND TOMMYINNIT IM GONNA SEXUALIZE THE CHILDREN AND MANCHILDREN ON THE SERVER
Normal, mentally stable person: Please get a vasectomy
Young Lad 2: Didn't they already do that?? The exile arc was boring so I stopped watching.
Stan: OMG I LOVE DREAM AND GEORGE AND TOMMYINNIT IM GONNA SEXUALIZE THE CHILDREN AND MANCHILDREN ON THE SERVER
Normal, mentally stable person: Please get a vasectomy
Dream SMP by baconboybaconboybaconboy January 18, 2021