Fruit Smoothie

Advanced sexual maneuver which involves a male inserting fruit into a woman's lady parts, and then mashing them up with his penis until the fruit is the texture of a smoothie.

I needed protein because I had just worked out and I was horny so I gave my girlfriend a fruit smoothie, thereby killing 2 birds with 1 stone.

by Just call me Job September 27, 2010

Strawberry Smoothie

When you cum in a girl on her period then continue fucking to mix it up. Then proceed to let the girl squat over your mouth and queef the pink liquid into your mouth.

My cousin made me a tasty ass strawberry smoothie this Christmas

by ThaPussayDestroyer February 4, 2020

Smoothie Queen

Queen at giving good blowjobs. smoothie

"Shes the smoothie queen, she gives the best head."

by AnNiE the SMOOTHIE queen November 3, 2005

Strawberry Smoothie

The mixture of semen and menstrual blood during sexual intercourse.

Leah and I were having sex last night and just after I ejaculated we noticed that there was a strawberry smoothie in between us.

by Laenadhreww January 17, 2009

Cincinnati Smoothie

A combination of piping hot semen and any organic fruit juice, well shaken, with the consistancy of a yogurt smoothie.

Jack was shocked to discover that his protein shake had been replaced with a Cincinnati Smoothie.

by P-nasty the Chuta April 5, 2010

jungle smoothie

A blended mixture of poop, vomit, piss, cum, vaginal blood, snot, earwax, and sweat.

Billy loved drinking jungle smoothies but they took a lot of time to make.

by MrBanana4 November 2, 2020

butt smoothie

The act of force farting and a turd pokes out.

Rocky had a butt smoothie this morning and almost changed his underwear.

by Disel2013 March 25, 2017