Smasher Dasher

One who is quick to do things. Most of the time referring to sexual activity where the man leaves the women quickly after sex and never speaks to her again.

Did you hear what Jonny did to Linda?! Man he's such a smasher dasher!

by Mini Bulker May 21, 2011

Samster

A nickname given to a girl named Samantha. She’s a very fiesty one watch out don’t get on her bad side. She’s truly confused about her feelings for guys as practically the entire town is trying to get with her but she treats them all as they’re her brothers. She’s a great gal with spunk watch out or she might just break a bone or two of yours.

Did you see Samster? She’s a scary one

by Anonymousmyass June 5, 2021

Shannon Smasher

When you get so rough fucking a chick up the arse, you accidentally rip her a new hole internally.

Me and the missus got so wild last week, she was loving it, but i got carried away and did the old Shannon smasher . Shes now in the hospital getting fixed back up..

by Sweaty pants January 13, 2021

Taco Smasher

1. The act of two women having intercourse without penetration

2. Two lesbians bumping uglies.

2. Two women rubbing their vaginas together.

Look at those two Taco Smashers

by KDcargirl October 29, 2009

Smasher

A member of a group of similar people who are increasingly moronic as time passes and insist on smashing their food to increase the density and value of taste.

Also these people frequently feign getting "smashed" at parties by having a single sip of alcohol or a pill like Tylenol. They then critique each other on their level of "drunkness" as if it matters.

Furthermore these people feign intelligence in communal areas such as classrooms or cafes by using non-existent words in order to increase their peer respect.

Example 1:
Person 1: Wow! I just got a free rice crispy treat!
Smasher: What the hell? You know nothing! You have to smash the food to make it taste better!

Example 2:
Person 1: How was your party?
Smasher: Ok. I totally wasn't faking but like Tania was like totally faking. She drank one sip of vodka. I passed out, after I hooked up with Jacov. She didn't! GOT ME?!

Person 1: Wow, you are a retard. Slut.

Example 3: (in classroom)
Instructor: Can someone find an example of a motif in Beowulf?
Smasher: Well, relating it to Vietnam, the main motif of the sword represents, like, the oppression of the POWs by henceforth increasing the said value of capitalism.
Other Smasher: Genius!
Instructor: What. The. Fuck.

by smasherobserver May 15, 2010

smarterchild

A retarded robot that doesn't like Jeffree Star.

Proof?

SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
me: JEFFREE STAR
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.

SmarterChild: Can we talk about something else?
me: you're hot for me
SmarterChild: OK, I guess I'm hot for you.

Perrrvv.

by Scene Slut April 19, 2006

smarterchild

an AIM robot who is VERY fun to talk to when your bored and have nothing else to do.

bAbieXgirL: are you gay ?
SmarterChild: I'd rather not discuss personal matters.
bAbieXgirL: so you are ?
SmarterChild: Yup, I am.
bAbieXgirL: wow. i thought you were straight.
SmarterChild: What else can we talk about?
bAbieXgirL: are you straight ?
SmarterChild: Sorry... I don't talk about my private life.
bAbieXgirL: so are you ?
SmarterChild: Oh... I don't know about that.

by babieXgirl August 24, 2008