smashing fat chicks

Smashing Fat Chicks: to smash a chick of at least double the male counterpart's weight (obviously, more is preferable). The skankier, the smellier, the hairier the trick, the better. Also, must be willing to roll out on a moment's notice.

Smashing Fat Chicks: "Trick, you better be willing to let me smash your skank-ass-hairy-smelly-trick-bitch booty before we roll out to do some ass-to-mouth while I drive your bitch-ass to the salon so you can trick up your fat 'do."

by hookedonfonics January 14, 2010

Window smashing

Going to smash your girlfriend on her period and it looks like you ran thru a window

Yo bro, you wanna get some beers.
Nah man, imma go window smashing.

by Adderall4kidz June 21, 2017

Smashing it

Have sex is the raunchiest non-loving way possible.

"You know, you might not have prostate cancer if you were smashing it more."

by Igniknokt February 8, 2009

Hobo smashing Time

Any particular time of the day. Any time some person may ask for the time.

Chase- Hey, do you know what time it is?

Shawn- Yeah. ITS HOBO SMASHING TIME, BABY!!!

by Waltz Fitzgerald, Esquire December 9, 2004

Smashing

The action of chatting over plenty of fish. It is called this due to the agressive smashing of cords when connecting to the other person.

Hey bud, what's up?" "Not much, just smashing with this chick

by Fal1acy April 7, 2011

Smashing out a 25

Something crap and annoying

Eve is such a smashing out a 25!

by captainawesomeisawesome August 21, 2011

Smashing Face

Hardcore french kissing, may result in bleeding or bruises.

Amy: Me and Ryan were smashing face last night, he bled all over me when I accidentally made his lip bleed with my teeth, twice!
Kitty: Was it fun?
Amy: Hell yea! It was the best we've ever had!

by stop lock'n drop'm June 10, 2010