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SHUBA

A dish made by GOD himself
by GOD (OFFICIAL) July 25, 2020
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scuba bitch

A rather large female specimen that wears clothing that is "slightly" too small for them.
"Wow dude you see that scuba bitch over there?"

"Yeah man what a f'in seal"
by Macky T December 8, 2006
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Slub

A slimy or revolting body appendage. ie. oily fingers, dirty toes
by tok76 July 16, 2009
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slubichunt

A rare form of woman that is at one time a slut, a bitch, and a cunt.
After Becky fucked my mom, i realized she's a slubichunt.
by swamp donkey August 13, 2003
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slobal

Wow, slobal sucks
by Mike October 18, 2003
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Shubandor

A word invented from the randomly-picked words "shoe," "band," and "door" by a group of high-schoolers as a semi-euphemism for sexual intercourse.

Can also refer to a certain group of words, i.e. the "Shubandor Words" (hatterapple, dunano, mellashalés, hattershalés)

Other usages:

-"shubandoré" in place of "sexy"
-another word for nonsense, idiocy, depravity, or a crazy orgy.
"We should have shubandor tonight."

"OooHooooHOOhoo don't YOU look shubandoré! ;D "

"WHAT IS THIS SHUBANDOR"
by DMJ QD TOPH October 30, 2011
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Scuba Phone

A mobile phone conversation where it sounds like the person calling you is speaking to you while under water. This can be caused by several factors:

1. The caller has a crappy phone.

2. Their carrier compresses the signal so it is the same quality as an 8 k/bit MP3.

3. The person calling you has fallen off a cruise ship and is phoning for help as they are drowning.

4. You are being called by a ventriloquist who is practising his stage routine with a glass of water.

Either way, it's really annoying and you will only get about 1 word in three of what they are saying. Afterwards, when they see you next, it will all be YOUR fault as you weren't listening!
Husband: Oh my God, look at the place! I told you to clean the front room as I was bringing the Boss back for dinner!

Wife: No, what you said was "Blurbledearblurble, blurble crackle blurble Dinner." How many times have I told you to call me on the land line and not use that sodding scuba phone!?
by Tea Monster September 11, 2013
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