Slowmo Sexuals

The name given to retarded zombies who do not walk as fast as their prey.

The Slowmo Sexuals are really getting on my nerves.

by Gakupo April 17, 2010

Snowboarder

A person who realized that skiing is just too easy. One who loves snow.
A person who is in the MOC (maine outing club) and the guy with all the girls after the lifts close.

That snowboader is wicked Loaf'n Gnarley!

by Ian "the wolf" Woelfel December 9, 2004

Slobodan Milosevic

He is a cunt if ever there was one.
He disgraced the name of Serbia and was responsible for wars in Bosnia and Croatia in which thousands of civillians where murdered.

He is just another reason why Serbia is a fucked up country and why everyone hates the fucking Serbs.

Serbia became even more of a fucked up country after the fuckhole Milosevic became presidant.

by Croatian February 1, 2005

nude snowboarding

snowboarding while nude... this is very fun because u testes can be waving in teh cold wind

man kirby is such a slut she went nude snowboarding with drew

by jeff sloane February 9, 2008

slowblow

An amazing blowjob given by a girl with downs syndrome.

I was at the Special Olympics and this one girl I hooked up with gave me a slowblow.

by kerdewdle November 14, 2010

snowboarding

snowboarding is the best sport ever, not only the best winter sport, but the best sport EVER. Not even hockey and football are even as close to being as awesome as snowboarding. Snowboarding is for real adrenaline junkies who don't wanna look like a douche bag by being a skier.

Girl: are you good at snowboarding?
Guy: yeah, and I'm not a dumb ass skier
Girl: lets have sex right now!

by snowbrdr1 November 5, 2012

Snowboarding

a constant barrage of blizzards, with just enough time between storms to dig yourself out before the next one hits, smothering any hope.. like waterboarding, but a lot harder on the lower back..

the northeast is in the middle of a snowboarding...

by Supershovel February 9, 2010