sloth mode

The mode your computer enters when it's feed to much indigestible crap from the Internet.

Damn, my PC's in sloth mode! it must be choking on worms, spam and cookies.

by Enfomoco February 21, 2007

fat sloth

A sloth like fat man, Goes by the name Ryan Sells

Ryan Sells ate him self to death with a plate of cookies and a butter filled cake

by AK 47 March 15, 2005

fat sloth

A fat,lazy sloth like man

Ryan Sells is a fat sloth

by AK 47 March 13, 2005

sloth rodeo

Where you round up a group of mentally deficient and physically deformed children and keep them in a small cage until they begin to fight eachother. The "cowboys" who planned the sloth rodeo then bets on which one is the last sloth standing. Minimum buy in of 10 dollars.

"Doofy McStevens is the sloth rodeo winner! He wins a trip to the bottom of the ocean!"

by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008

iPod Sloth

Refers to users of any number of PDAs (e.g. iPhone, iPod, Blackberry) that use them while in motion; this causes aberrant behaviors in the walking cycle.

The ability to text or read messages while maintaining the necessary sensory input to respond to the world around you is extremely difficult if not impossible. Users often accelerate and decelerate in a manner that seems random to those around them. This makes iPod Sloths a danger to themselves and other.

Hazards include: People (still or in motion, in front or behind), Light Posts, Parking Meters, Traffic

Well officer,
This girl was such an iPod Sloth that she ran into 3 people waiting at the crosswalk, then walked right into traffic without noticing, and never stopped texting!

by Pixel Fiend January 19, 2011

Jackie ( The sloth )

Jackie Leigh is know to be a sloth. Tbh she looks like one but it is what it is. Legend says she photoshops her photos and I think it’s true.

kid : mommy! Mommy! It’s Jackie Leigh the sloth
Mom : yes son your right. You should stay away

It’s true! It’s Jackie ( The sloth )

by Cassandrabicch December 3, 2019

sloth disease

Very Rare disease carried most often by Jessikas. Very powerful sleeping disease where the victim sleeps 20 out of 24 possible hours. The other 4 hours are spent watching movies or spending time on their phone as to not use energy.

After waking up from a 3 hour nap exhausted, Jessika realized that she had sloth disease.

by Untamed1560 July 6, 2016