Sloppy Joe Buns

Little bit of poop stuck in the butt crack. You know when it's there, itchy and uncomfortable.

That man has horrible Sloppy Joe Buns.
I had SJB for hours today.

by Sexytime4you June 2, 2016

Sloppy Dan

Noun: A type of sandwich consisting of ground beef and a tomato-based sauce like Manwich served on a hamburger roll.

Person One: Can you brown some hamburger, please? Let's have Manwich for dinner.
Person two: Oh you mean, a Sloppy Dan?

by guysm1ley December 2, 2020

sloppy mario

When a man sticks his dick in marinara sauce and then proceeds to throat fuck a girl

Jake just gave me the most amazing sloppy Mario last night

by Jim Jimmer November 7, 2021

faggot slippers

a pair of gay looking shoes that either straight or queer men wear.

Dave: (wearing a pair of rainbow Chuck Taylors)
Chuck: Dang, Dave them some gay looking shoes
Luke: Yeh they are some faggot slippers

by bobjones102030 March 22, 2010

Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.

I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.

by Fucious March 12, 2015

Sloppy toppy

Wettest, tightest head in Duluth

Aye, that girl Betty will give you that sloppy toppy that makes yo toes throw up gang signs

by Sloppy.toppyy February 2, 2020

Getting sloppy

To consume so much alcohol that you start heavily slurring words, stumbling around and most likely will end up vomiting.

Fuck I'm outta weed. Looks like I'll be getting sloppy tonight.

by Professor Cummysocks January 4, 2015