Skin Hammer

A special type of hammer also refered to as a penis or cock. A skin hammer often gets you into trouble and needs to be protected, unlike normal hammers.

Tonight, I'm going to lay down the skin hammer.
She is begging for the skin hammer.

by Diamond David July 23, 2019

skin thirst

The extreme craving of touch.

My skin thirsts for his affection.

by Cherrygeek86 March 31, 2008

skin toaster

A tanning bed.

Helga stopped popping herself into the skin toaster after the salon added the government's ten-percent tax. Now she feeds her melanoma outdoors.

by Eric Maan July 31, 2010

tissue skin

Someone with sensitive skin , easy to break and scratch! Like tissue , breakable and dead

George has tissue skin

by Eves January 5, 2014

skin dick

A retard. Completely incapable of making a good decision. Does not listen to instructions. Stands around looking stupid a lot .

I told him how to do it but he’s a skin dick so now it’s all fucked up

by Electric9344 August 17, 2018

Skin alive

1. To be extremely angry with somebody. (Angry enough that you could actually literally do so to the person you're angry with)
2. To punish or threaten to punish somebody very severely

Originated from people literally having skin removed as a form of torture before execution.

' I'll skin alive the moron who broke my car window when I find them.'

by Online Fan October 28, 2016

skin hood

An uncircumcised, or "hooded" penis

"Man, I be slammin' on her with my skin hood"
"My skin hood strait throbbin"
"DON'T MAKE MY WHIP OUT MY SKIN HOOD"

by Nippletinsfinesthero April 25, 2017