skid bit

A bit of time spent in prison. Short bursts of time served under a year.

Before joining alcoholics anonymous, he could always be found at Rikers serving a skid bit.

by Rdukes October 28, 2017

Long skid

When you're getting fast and furious anal in the missionary position and your partner pulls out and tells you to scoot back fast do he can shoot his load on you...but as you're trying to move back you leave a LONG SKID on the sheets like s Nascar driver.

Damn girl, you put a serious LONG SKID on my new sheets. Now go take a shower and clean your ass up while I do some laundry.

by Westsidegal December 4, 2018

skid lentil

The result of poor bum wiping which at the end of the day has accumulated a small clump of poo which looks like a lentil.

Oh dear, there's a skid lentil

by Zanga7 March 30, 2017

lip skid

The act of skidding to a stop on one's face, or lower lip. To catch one's front edge while snowboarding, resulting in a wipe out where the rider ends up on their face. See bail and face plant

Holy shit, that guy just did a huge lip skid when he tried to stop on his snowboard

by Richard November 26, 2003

Skid Mark

That fuck up in your life named Mark who's best day ended in themselves being nothing more than a skid mark

Is that skid Marks dope pipe? Must have fell out of his pocket while fucking his cousin.

by BamBaLamSlamma June 23, 2023

Skid-beef

Skid-beef, The junk meat U-Haul out of a butcher shop on a skid with a forklift dump in a dumpster. The contents are so foul that flies will not even regurgitate there biohazorous fluids on it.

For example; a ugly female that no one wants to fuck around with because her pussy looks like Skid-Beef; That nasty bitch right there is Skid -Beef; Nobody wants that it's Skid -Beef Unless your Freddy B he'll put that Skid-Beef on a plate and call it dinner.

by Oxbig January 30, 2021

guppy skids

When experiencing a bout of diarrhea, the trails of feces left near the back of the toilet bowl resemble the tracks left by a common guppy entering the water via a muddy bank.

"That New Mexican restaurant gave me a bad case of the guppy skids!"

by GuppyJoy April 3, 2016