smashed crab

n. 1. = bashed crab 2. a crab that has been smashed

man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!

by ozzie69 June 10, 2005

slashed

Scottish term used to describe being cut with a knife or blade.

Ned: Here mate, want slashed?

Ned 2: Bolt ya rocket.

by JackoMayte May 16, 2010

SmasheD

Someone who plays Battlefield, and only Battlefield and is really really good at it. Is also good at that game called "Real Life". Chick magnet.

OMGWTFBBQ! that SmasheD dude can pick up chicks and play BF42 at the same time, while looking cool!

by SmasheD March 12, 2005

smashed rat

When a female moons you by bending over so far that she presses her vag against a window, as in a car window. The image of a hairy vulva and red/pink labia looks like a smashed animal.

Guy: the other night after the party I mooned a car full of girls, then one of them responded and pulled a smashed rat on us.

by Raunch Beard April 2, 2010

slashed mattress

the appearance of the pubic region of an unkempt young lady.due to the resemblance of a horsehair mattress which has been slashed with a stanley knife.

that bird a pulled last night man,oh jesus she had a fanny like a slashed mattress

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

Smashed crab faced

An insult meaning really ugly

Guy: "damn she really is smashed crab faced!!!"

by Pasty.Darcy September 24, 2008

smashed bigfoot

When a drunk person dressed like bigfoot walks across a rural road in front of cars at night to give the idea of a drunk bigfoot wondering around camp sites stealing beer

Man did you see that smashed bigfoot leaving that camp site I think he looted all there beer and took off

by yaktownwelder January 21, 2010