Sam's Club Samplin'

A dating style used when a bro be hittin' up all tha ladies he can, tryna get the maximum booty possible, without paying for anything. All about dat quantity.

John: "Hey, is Joe taking out Susie again to a nice seafood dinner?"
Billy: "Nah, man, he's busy Sam's Club samplin'"

by sam's club sampler September 28, 2015

Descriptive Experience Sampling

A psychological method that seeks to reveal experience directly preceding a beep. Very accurate and probably the best phenomenological method.

I did some descriptive experience sampling with my Grindr date last night, it was hot.

by julibooli August 10, 2020

SSS (Stop Simping September)

Do not simp in september, or you lose the challenge.

X:"Dude,is september, you can't simp, or you lose the SSS (Stop Simping September)!"

by erpiccionotto March 22, 2021

Sampling

When one gets a Baskin-Robins sampling spoon and sticks it up someones butthole and takes a sample of their poop.

I have been Sampling the girls and guys at my school all year long.

by waitisittuesday October 19, 2012

Simpling

A little simp

Dang this kid a simpling

by Devildogpup February 12, 2021

Simplicate

Verb.

Turning something simple into something complicated by over-analyzing or over-working it.

Jerry simplicated a perfectly good peanut butter and jam sandwich by adding honey and bananas to it.

I hate the colour I painted the bedroom, let's simplicate things by tearing down the whole house and rebuilding a new one instead of repainting it.

by Sarah_Clay July 24, 2008

Simping

To over think or over value a girl by listening to sad music or just thinking bout her.

I was simping over Jessica since I’ve been sliding in her dm’s.

by Thicc Snicker November 20, 2018