sidewalk splatterer

A person who committed suicide.

She looks so depressed, she is on her way to being a sidewalk splatterer.

by Child Ish February 21, 2009

sidewalk mode

the point of time to where you are so stoned when walking home that you just admire the sidewalk as a comfortable sleep spot

i was so high last night that i went into sidewalk mode and laid there for about an hour before i decided to get up.

by robert the muthrfukn sailorman February 28, 2009

sidewalk bible

When your walking down the street and you see a bible on the ground; god thought you could use one

"I saw a sidewalk bible last night, god must have known about last night."

by Alice Renmont January 17, 2018

Sidewalk sale

Someone who constantly walks up and down the sidewalk showing off their body to sell it for a ‘sale’ than a regular sex worker

Damn, look at that sidewalk sale. Or, I got this fuck at the sidewalk sale.

by Sjgiles May 14, 2021

sidewalk victim

a person who slips on ice mostly on sidewalks.

she was a sidewalk victim because she slipped on some ice outside.

by mlg198723 February 28, 2011

opposite-sidewalks stroll

Refers to where you and an acquaintance go for a jaunt along a street or nature-trail, but you each walk "separately" on either side of the lane instead of just traipsing along side-by-side in the usual way. This less-common practice could be for any of a variety of reasons, such as that the area's sidewalks are simply too narrow for two people to safely walk double-file, or that you and your companion are cleaning up trash along both sides of the road, or perhaps you're helping each other to look for one or more scattered items that got accidentally dropped sometime earlier.

Another good purpose for an opposite-sidewalks stroll would be if your walking-companion owes you some money that he presently has no way of paying back, and so you and he are collecting discarded returnable containers along the local roadways to earn a little additional cash towards the amount that he owes you. Extra points if your buddy willingly carries all the bags as they get filled with returnables, so that you yourself don't have to expend so much effort on his behalf; a six-cubic-foot-capacity plastic-tubbed wheelbarrow is a handy accessory here, to help ease this "weighty" burden.

by QuacksO August 20, 2018

sidewalk stomp

When you put someone's upper teeth on a sidewalk and you stomp on the back of their head.

1: HEY GAYBOY WHATCHA DOIN YOU STUPID HOMO
2: Shut up or I'll give you a sidewalk stomp.

by kaycee the sword August 31, 2018