shooting laces

Thick, heavy and long male ejaculate that explodes out in a manner that resembles long shoe laces after sexual intercourse or masturbation.

Guy 1: Let's hit the casino fellas, where is Troy at?
Guy 2: He's in the bathroom shooting laces.

Guy 1: Is Johnny gonna make the tee time?
Guy 2: No, he said he was up all night shooting laces.

by Texas2Fists June 12, 2014

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Shooting sand

When a guy has masturbated numerous times in a given day, and reaches the point where he can barely ejaculate. Usually experience in adolescence, when masturbation is seen as a wonder of creation. A somewhat desperate and painful experience.

"By the end of the day I was shooting sand."

by Fluteboy November 13, 2016

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showing point

It's not quite touching cloth so it's not considered shiting your pants it's just a turtle head poking so technically you have not shit your pants quite yet.

Kerrie: Hey Mike hurry up I need to use the bathroom, I'm showing point.

Mike: So what you're telling me is you shit your pants. Why should I rush out of the bathroom if you already shit your pants?

Kerrie: No you dumbass I'm showing point which means I did not shit my pants , so get out of the bathroom before I shit my pants.

by Wickedshocka August 5, 2018

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Shitingle

1)Elf sex
2) To feel shakey and tingly

I love to watch the elves shitingle in the woods

When I get high I feel shitingly

by Boioboi626 October 24, 2018

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Showing Puss

Showing puss can be described as going all in. Whether it is you actually flashing vag or just a full send with the boys either way you're showing puss.

Doug: "Hey Cody, did you slam that gymnast last night and the waitress?"
Cody: "Fuck yeah eh!"
Doug: "You were definitely showing puss last night!"
Cody: "And so were they!"

by Lsizzle October 31, 2018

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