shonky

falling apart through bad construction or age. Often applied to software.

I can't get my bank statement out of this shonky website!

by sweavo January 14, 2004

shookido

A form of shook,meaning more than shook

*Trump wins presiddency* I'm so shookido right now.

by Sheefkeif December 30, 2016

Shonk

Shoddy Handling Of Network Kit

Sorry, we're having a bit of a shonk issue at the moment. One of our core routers is at fault.

by The Shonkmeister March 11, 2011

shook

1) a state of physical unwellness related to the overindulgence in alcohol
2) being in shock following some kind of traumatic event where you are safe and well now but seconds ago saw your life flash in front of your eyes and your fear of death hasn't quite been replaced by your continuing grip on life.

1) Jaysus but we had some amount of pints last night, I confess I'm a bit shook today.
2)"That car nearly hit you, are you okay?"
"I'm fine, thank God, just a bit shook"

by Tel March 30, 2005

shoonoik

a person who makes a real fool of themselves while in public.

Hey look at that person throwing up on the sidewalk. What a shoonoik.

by dirtydawgz12 October 18, 2011

Shook

Dumb slang people use to say they are amazed at dumb craps and then old people pop in their hearing aids like what?

Look at my skirt Cindy!
Girl I am so shook!

by Haha Hailee June 9, 2017

Shookie

when someone cums, shits and pisses at the same time. vomiting is optional.

sexy person: i'm gonna shookie!

other guy: k do it nerd

sexy person: *shookies*

other guy: damn, that was a good shookie

by CuckholdCuisine February 15, 2021