The ultimate shmake (idiot, halfwit) who has surpassed all other shmakes. This person borders on clinically disabled but sometimes says things that are extraordinarily clever. Befitting of the title "genius shmake".
P1: Raj is a shmake! He forgot to renew his passport for the trip!
P2: Didn't he come up with the theory of relativity? How could he make a mistake like that?
P1: I see... So he's a genius shmake.
P2: Didn't he come up with the theory of relativity? How could he make a mistake like that?
P1: I see... So he's a genius shmake.
by KizzyClaaaartter April 23, 2022
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Rumors of his legendary sexual prowess have been whispered in hush tones for years. The man is said to be a maestro in the bedroom, a true Casanova who knows how to please a woman. He's the kind of lover who can make you feel like the center of the universe, and once you've experienced his charms, you'll be hooked for life.
But don't let his reputation as a ladies' man fool you; Quinn is a one-woman kind of guy. He's the ultimate partner, always there for his significant other through thick and thin. He treats a woman like a queen, and his loyalty is unwavering.
Now, let's address the elephant in the room – the rumors about his Huge Dong. While I can't confirm or deny these claims, let's just say that the mounting evidence is intriguing. From leaked photos to eyewitness accounts, it seems to be about 7 1/2 to 8 inches. And if they're true, well, Quinn Shafer might just be the sexiest man alive.
In conclusion, Quinn Shafer is the complete package. He's got the looks, the charm, the brains, and the skills to back it all up.
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