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Shrimping

A word used by locals of Woodhaven, NY. The term is used to express two euphemistic meanings not normal to is regular definition.

1. The act of surfing the Internet for new pornography.

2. The act of conducting a form of self gratification while watching pornography.

The creation of the term comes from the need to use normal friendly words while discussing taboo subjects while in public.

The derivation of the term "shrimping" comes from the use of the word Prawn to mean Porn. Prawn, though it may have been used this way by many other people, its popularity had increased after the creation of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, in which the protagonist of the game had to visit a location known as Prawn Island. Incidentally, the number one business on Prawn Island was a Porn Studio. The use of the word Prawn to mean porn, comes from the Internet lingo colloquialism to misspell the word Porn by reversing the center letters and replacing the o with a zero. "Pr0n".
<While waiting for the J train at the Canal St train station.>

M: Dude, my girl has been on me about doing IT, but you know... sometimes I feel like I'd rather go shrimping. It's like she doesn't realize how much more effort I have to put into it while she just lays there.

D: Seriously dude? At least you have the option. All I do is shrimp. I shrimp in the morning I shrimp at night. I've even shrimped at school. Be thankful you have real shrimp.

M: You've shrimped at school dude? That's phucking hilarious!
by Captain Prawn Addiction January 27, 2010
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Shloming

When people are going skiing and snowboarding. Shloming is used if you don't want to say we are going skiing and snowboarding.
"We're all going skiing and he's going snowboarding with us."
"You mean you're going Shloming?"
by shloming bro January 3, 2010
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shrimping

haveing intercourse with a flacid penis!!!
i was shrimping that bitch last night cuz i couldnt get hard
by V.AWESOME February 26, 2011
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shrimping

shrimping is the position assumed during hangover.
It is derived from the characteristic fetal posture one likes to adopt when hung over, resembling a cocktail shrimp (Fenneropenaeus chinensis).
A: Dude, i'm seriously shrimping right now.
B: LOL, what were you drinking last night?
by Dr. Phillip Gonzales December 11, 2012
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Shrimping

When one's penis hangs over the testicles, forming a shrimp figure. Also, protects testicles from being harmed or injured.
"I dont have to worry about getting kicked in the nuts,because I be shrimping."
by Tony ur daddy March 23, 2009
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shrimping

Small particles with shit veins.
I like to stroke my little cock to something resembling life while gay wrestlers fist shrimp in my loose asshole.
by Bart June 4, 2003
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shrimping

eating the coarse hairs between one's scrotum and penis.
Man, Frick was shrimping ray last night!
by Ray June 13, 2003
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