hoey shiz

When you are too young to swear and say "hoey shiz!!"

Hoey shiz duede! This muddah fuddah is to dayam crazy!

by Santakiller969 December 16, 2014

Shiz

Taking a dump on a friends mum's cheast.

i had a shiz time with your mum last night, it was freeking awsome, it was all over her chest!!

by shiz man January 25, 2009

Shiz

The word often used by children to replace the word shit

Synonyms: shoot, shitake mushrooms, dang, darn

Anonyms: urane, pee, pee pee

The perfect word to use when your about to say shit in front of your parents as a child. Or if your speaking in front of a PG audience.

Scenario 1
Jon: Hey kids look at that horse... shiz.
Johnny: Wow that's some amazing looking shiz
Scenario 2
Johnny: I ALMOST BEAT THE LEVEL! HOLY *mom walks into room* shiz?
Clarence: ...
Scenario 3
Johnny: Now I am going to present my essay on... Shiz. "Shiz is a shizzy brown peice of shiz that you can extract from your... bum?"

by Littlejohnyy2947 December 5, 2017

Shiz

When the head is so immaculate that at the time of climax shit sprays out your ass hole like a shotgun blast, and cakes the wall.

Jeff: hey how did things go last night with Stacy?

Toby: pretty great but she sucked my soul out so hard that I shizzed all over the wall.

Jeff: hell yeahhhhhhhh

by Absurd_Chalice January 13, 2025

Shiz maliz

An alternative to shit. Also see faeces, poo, excrement, damn.

shiz maliz im gay

by Lydtehsquid October 9, 2018

shiz

different word for shit

aw shiz my coffes every were

by oopssksksksksksksksksks October 3, 2019