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Wolf Simmons

The German name of Mark Simmons of Haddonfield, New Jersey. It may be used as a name for anyone you speak to, including your pets.
Hey Mips-hater, what was the English homework?

WOLFE SIMMONS!
by DON SHOWALTER November 12, 2004
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James Simmons

A BANDWAGONER! DO NOT TALK SPORTS WITH HIM EVER!
by soxfanatic March 4, 2009
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shimonkee

A creature most commonly used for communication between growths. A shimonkee sends love and positive energy, they can also watch over someone or can be an omen to warn of good or bad to come. Most prevalent when bethanna storner is in the transition stage one-half.
The shimonkees are coming to help us find money to buy ice cream, yippee!
by nutmegfreak11 May 22, 2009
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Swimmonia

Someone with the strong deseire to swim into the ocean. To breath and see under the water. To explore the deep ocean and all the reefs, shells, caves and rocks.
Martha doesn't want to get out of the cold water. Martha have swimmonia.
by Milaw April 20, 2017
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Shimmani

Thinks he’s ard cuz he plays cricket and is typically a bot at Xbox but he sweats out minecraft. He has a dead trim but very intelligent
Your KD’s looking a bit dead you shimmani
by Hwuwnakkalxkfje September 12, 2019
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Shimoon

N1: Yo you know the Shimoon?

N2: The Shimoon?
N1: Yeah that one, he been my friend for more than 3 years! I'm so glad of what he became.
by shimoonsucka August 24, 2020
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Simmonds

A top shagger who walks around and owns the place, everybody literally worships him.
Absolutely beautiful fuckin top bloke with a iron pole instead of a phallus. Nobody every chats shit about a simmonds except those scrawny little beg cunts eh!
random bloke: “I was w simmonds yesterday

sassy: “oh fr bro that’s mad i bet you got cooked eh cunt, it’s always a top time when your with a simmonds”
random bloke: “how’d you guess lad, nearly tripped balls last night it was so sick”
sassy: “only thing i’d expect from a simmonds”
by your bog-standard gerald November 15, 2020
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