shitternet

Defined by Mikey Way of My Chemical Romance as "weak ass internet"

Hey man, can you get on the shitternet?

I cant post this tweet becuase of the fucking shitternet.

by hired_geeks_tbone April 22, 2009

Power Shitter

Someone who takes a shit quickly, usually with no time to read a newspaper, magazine, or any useless item of text. Power shitting is a gift and cannot be learned. Power Shitters find themselves perplexed of how people have the time to read while taking a shit. Power shitters get their shit done!

Dude, you like totally took a shit faster than I could piss. You're like a power shitter.

Holy shit, I haven't even looked at the front page yet. - Yeah, I know. I'm a power shitter.

by Power SHIT April 11, 2010

seifter

A foreign object ejected from the butthole or vagina.

"that thing came at me like a flying seifter!"

by Joachim Preza February 17, 2008

Shindig Shitter

One who shats on shindigs that go down in the hood.
...An alternative for the phrase party pooper. Because it sounds so much better than the nasty phrase party pooper.

Karen is such a shindig shitter, she always comes and shats on our shindigs.

by g--$ October 3, 2009

up the shitter

anal sex... need i say more

hey I heard you took it up the shitter one time with your best mate

by k+s May 9, 2007

Shister

One who speaks bullshit fluently in order to fool people out of money or other possesions, often associated with used-car salesmen

That shister just talked me into paying for his ticket

by Skynard July 18, 2006

Shiter

Scottish slang.

1. Your arsehole.

2. That which is shite.

1. Andy likes a finger in the shiter while his burd sucks him off.

2. 'Awright, mate, dae ye like ma new motor?'

'Nah, mate. It's a pure shiter.'

by Cabal December 6, 2017