competitive between the sheets

Having an active and pleasurable sex life with your significant other.

Buddy: So, you and your wife of 5 years still get it on or what?

Me: Hell yeah, we keep it competitive between the sheets.

by the Schonz August 8, 2008

Farted in the bed sheets

To severely mess things up with one's significant other. (This is a reference to a dutch oven)

Man I really farted in the bed sheets last night when I came home from work pissed off and took it out on my fiancee.

by Fallen_hero_06 August 14, 2008

playing pokemon under the sheets

to look under the sheets in order to get a pikachur partner's privates under the sheets. mostly applied to females

i was hanging out with my girl and playing pokemon under the sheets with her.

by AshitaTheWeeb November 25, 2017

Blowin' The Sheets

1. When your dryer breaks and you have to finish drying your sheets with a blow dryer.

2. When yo gurl given you da brain and she don't want dat extra knowledge shootin da back of her throat, so she wraps yo knob wit da sheets as if it were some type o' condom, birth control shit.

1. Kyle's sheets were wet, so he put them in the dryer to dry. The dryer had some sort of malfunction, so Kyle just blew 'em dry with his mom's blow dryer.

2. Earnest: Yo my nigga ralph, my bitch was given me dat brain in da library yestaday and she took 'dese sheets out her jansport backpack and went to town on my dick!

Ralph: OH SHIT! I heard bout dat blowin' the sheets move, heard dats illegal in 30 countries.

Earnest: Ya nigga shit's a straight felony

by ShlomoBeyer December 22, 2010

Sheeshing

The act of smoking marijuana.

Jesus all these people are sheeshing at my place and there's no place to sit.

by MrSheesher March 15, 2011

starched sheets

the aftermath following nasty sex in bed.

usually associated with cum stains and snail trails

That girl I met last night is a freak! I woke up this morning with starched sheets!

by Kodine419 August 25, 2010

under my sheets

when someone is being really flirty

(used in the same way as someone “getting under your skin”)

Ex 1. “What’s cookin good lookin.”
“You trying to get under my sheets or what?”

Ex 2. “Dude yesterday at school Bailey was getting under my sheets bruh. She was saying some things that made me want her then n there.”

by livvinlife February 7, 2019