That’s what she said

Oisín

You’re such an Oisín, you dirty rascal, a that’s what she said

by elucas004 November 13, 2021

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I’ll have what she’s having

Before putting on the condom, reach up and grab some of that good ol vaginal fluid from your partner, jack off with it, then put the condom on.

She seems cool, so I think I’ll have what she’s having, besides the kids!

by Bradmeister1001 October 12, 2021

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That's What She Said

A phrase used to point out something that if out of context, would be sexual. It originally derived from "The Office."

*near the Empire State Building*

"It's so big!"

"That's what she said-"

by i'm very cool, i promise August 11, 2021

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Give the monkey what she wants

To put forth the necessary effort to ensure the satisfaction of all involved parties in a particular situation.

“This presentation needs to be perfect, or my boss is going to be up my ass crack without a paddle. I’m really going to have to give the monkey what she wants, or I’ll be out of a job faster than you can say ‘Can you lend a coworker a pencil?’”

by Skronx July 5, 2021

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That’s what she said

A phrase that can easily work it’s way into any conversation. The “she” is purely hypothetical, and it is usually said after somebody says something that the hypothetical “she” would say during sex. There is a variant of this phrase: “That’s what he said,” and it is the same, but for something that the male would say during sex.

That’s what she said:
Guy1: Where do I put this worksheet?
Guy2: In this hole.
Guy1: That’s what she said.

That’s what he said:
Guy1: WTF is on my hot dog?!
Guy2: That’s what he said.

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

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