Shannonism

Shannonism is a religion followed by those who believe that everything in the world can be understood through the laws of Information Theory, postulated by Claude E. Shannon in 1948.
I used to be a Christian, but then I discovered Shannonism.
by Shannonist June 26, 2010
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The Shannon

Definition: When one individual leaves the other hanging in the middle of intercourse
Right before J is about to climax - Shannon decides to bail by pull "the Shannon" and go to the mall instead to buy a new pair of boots resulting in J getting a severe case of blue balls
by Slavikoslov March 28, 2015
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shannon

One of the most beautiful people you will ever meet.
Usually Irish, most are brunettes or redheads and have stunning green or blue eyes.
If you ever meet a green eye'd Shannon, she will always be there and will love you more than her heart can bear.
If you meet a blue eye'd Shannon, she will be a listener and mostly a sports player.
Wow, I had trouble last night, but Shannon was there

God, look at Shannon pitch!!
by Jude Mclaster April 17, 2008
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shannon

an extremely gorgeous girl who is greatly loved. shes hardcore, usualy into rock. usualy has dark colored hair. averaged sized. extremely sexual. has a large amount of guys after her but has a boyfriend. hardly ever single.one of the best people you will ever meet. big tits and perfect ass.amazing face.beautiful eyes. helps everyone. big tease. takes good pictures.usualy more outgoing, different, funny, hotter than every girl.
dustin: man, shannon is the coolest and hottest chick ever
taylor:dude, seriously? thats my girlfriend. back off!
dustin:sorry, shes just so fine
by systematic-chaos May 13, 2009
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shannon

hey, that girl makes me cookies everyday she is a shannon.
by SsJj August 30, 2008
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Shannoned

Wow, that chick at the party sure shannoned me!
by Secret Developer February 28, 2012
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shannon

if you ever meet or met a shannon lucky yo hold on to it tight cuz you wont regret it.

shannons are beautiful sexyy GORGEOUSS EYES amazing smile and have the coolest things and are cool themselves they are mad funny and just awesome to be with. if you have a problem tell a shannon she will alaways be there to listen.

shannons are spotry peppy and just so much fun.They have the best times and make you smile if you make plans with one of them youll be happy you did

shannons are just the best things ever they are amazing actresses and singers and dancers but they are very modest

they make amazing best friends and girl friends
if you have a shannon keep one if you make one sad you should be ashamed.
God shannon is just to cool.I wanna marry her.
by pepeselequa December 05, 2011
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