Used when someone's Dad dies in front of you, your fault or other wise. Best served with a dead-pan voice while wearing sunglasses, a black leather trench coat, and body armor.
by Notned CJ December 11, 2019

Part or all of a bulletin board in schools, post offices and libraries that display the rap sheet and photo of sexual offenders living within a ten mile zone.
"Guess who's on the Wall of Shame at the Post Office? That creepy housekeeper from work!"
"I knew there was something way off about that perv!"
"I knew there was something way off about that perv!"
by Lizybee March 3, 2010

The act of taking an apparent shortcut only to find the person or people you were trying to get ahead of speed past as you wait knowing you have suffered from some serious shortcut shame.
Invented in Pompey in 2011.
Invented in Pompey in 2011.
Johnny took the shortcut to avoid the traffic lights except he came to the junction to be stopped by a parked taxi and he sees all the cars drive on by. Tommy turns to him and says "wasteman that was some serious shortcut shame"
by PDizzleThe3rd June 29, 2011

Sara: “ew hes too skinny”
Jeff: “shes soooo fat it’s disgusting”
Mary: “she’d be pretty if she were skinnier”
Dan: “hes so fat, how does he even have a girlfriend?”
Body Shaming is not okay.
Jeff: “shes soooo fat it’s disgusting”
Mary: “she’d be pretty if she were skinnier”
Dan: “hes so fat, how does he even have a girlfriend?”
Body Shaming is not okay.
by Body Shaming August 18, 2014

The beard that a man will grow after his girlfriend has broken up with him.
Used in the song Razor Burn by Lagwagon
Used in the song Razor Burn by Lagwagon
"On the night she left me, facial hair grew miraculously, I dressed in black like Johnny Cash and grew this beard of shame."
by sean December 1, 2003

Ashamed of buying condoms directly, a person (usually female) persuades his or her lover to buy condoms while they hide behind a magazine 20-feet away.
A man bumps into his friend in line at the checkout:
"Hey dude! It's been awhile! Where's your wife?"
"Oh, she's just over there looking at magazines, she has condom shame."
"Hey dude! It's been awhile! Where's your wife?"
"Oh, she's just over there looking at magazines, she has condom shame."
by gwaijai85 October 23, 2009

A free shirt given away as SWAG by marketers of which you should feel shame for accepting, and especially for wearing
Did you see the shame tarp that neck bearded whiskey tango was wearing? It must have been Quintuple-XL.
by flank3d October 20, 2008
