Depression session

A group of people in a preferabley dark room, lit by a black light or a dull coloured light, smoking large amounts of marijuana, usually into the early hours of the morning.
Some Guy: "Ok, if we all put in, we can buy a quarter ounce."
Some Other Guy: "Okay, then we'll have a depression session at That Guy's house."
by Tokin' Smokin' July 05, 2006
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Jeff Session

When a bunch of white guys jerk off together while watching cuck porn.
Hey, we're gonna have a Jeff Session tonight...can you and Chad bring a rack of Coors Light and some lube?
by Little Ochie February 21, 2018
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[rape] [session]

when a person (rapist), unleashes an obliterating session of vag pounding upon the rapee (usually a video game nemesis, female, or friend)
some guy: Holy shit, man that was a rape session!

his friend: I know dude, I have the worst rug burn from that bitch!
by Jiffy7 January 09, 2009
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Stink Session

An act that consists of the following in the respected order. The act is typically performed between a male and female. The act begins with the male and female, shitting, on each other. This is then followed by the male and female tossing each others salad, thus having a mouth smeared with poop. The act ends with the male and female making out. The act can also end with the male packing the females fudge, followed by her giving him, bobs.
John and Natalie each had to take a shit and both were horny and weird, so they had a stink session
by Mr. Pistol Pete May 01, 2006
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twerk session

The event in which some friends and you would move your bottom to a specific genre of music
When you come over we're having a twerk session
by grammarqueen95 July 05, 2014
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h-session

the clean and acceptable way to say when you're horny. which is gross. don't say it. ..really.
"I'm realll drunk and in an H-session, call up some fellas!"
by gina fic April 06, 2008
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cope session

An unpleasant task that you would prefer to put off, or that you have put off, such as major cleaning, organizing, bill-paying, or even a sensitive discussion in some cases.
"Dude, look at this place. It's a disaster! You need to have a serious cope session in here."
by Pissflaps McNulty2 September 26, 2006
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