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Serial Killer

Phrase used to describe a truly massive turd left in the toilet that was deliberately not flushed. This is due to the creator’s desired to leave a shocking display, much in the manner a serial killer exhibits his victim’s remains in a similarly shocking display. Notable examples would include the Manson Family, the Hillside Stranglers and the Gainesville Ripper.
Dude, it's like a fuckin' serial killer was in the shitter, yo!
by JohnnyCNote January 8, 2023
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Serial Numbers

To reference a pair of breast implants in a woman.

This is in reference to the murdered model identified through her breast implant serial numbers.
ex: "Wow did you see the set of serial numbers on that girl?"
by SR20DEN August 24, 2009
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Serial monogamist

It means you’re staying faithful to your cornflakes right now.
I’m a serial monogamist. I’m staying faithful to my cornflakes right now.
by Night King January 2, 2018
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Serial Jacker

Someone’s who masterbautes 5 times or more per day. They are often bored and have nothing else to do and have a really large sex drive.
1: Have you heard about John?
2: What?
1: He’s a serial jacker and hasn’t left the house in days. I wanna go visit him to see how he is.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
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serial dating

Talking to or dating other people while already talking to or dating someone.

It is usually found on dating sites, where one person starts casually dating another, but is also still flirting/casually dating with other people on the site.
Amanda: I started talking to this guy on this site and we went out last night and had fun.
Caroline: Nice! I am so happy for you.
Amanda: Yeah... but I saw him on the site again. He is probably still talking to other women.
Caroline: Ugh, he is a serial dater. I hate them.

John: I met this girl on this site and we went out last night. It was fun.
Kyle: Nice man. Are you going to see her again?
John: Yeah. When she is free we will go out again.
Kyle: Is it serious? Do you think it will get serious?
John: Maybe, but I am not going to put everything I have on one stock. I am still going to see other women on the side just in case.
Kyle: Good idea. Nothing wrong with serial dating.
John: Yeah man. I have to keep my options open.
by Serial dater January 27, 2014
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serial monogamist

A man or woman who as extremely short-term relationships because they seem to like to put others in pain or because their parents messed them up in childhood
See: 35% women
99.999% men
by Butterfly December 15, 2003
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Serial killer

1. Noun version of the perpetual 'be killing'
2. Someone who continuously 'kills' (does beyond well) in their respective field
3. The highest level of perpetual, premeditated awesomeness.
Raj is a serial killer! He be killin' em every time he gets on stage.
by Mikimonster April 9, 2015
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