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sealock

A term used to describe a male that has shown characteristics of a manwhore, a wigger, and of course a spinless freak that's full of insecurities & self-esteem issues as much as a female would during Christmas time. This will cause the male to present himself as a figure that he wishes he could be, but never will be since it is only an illusion therefore he runs to join the Marines because he has nothing better to do with his life.
Alex is a fucking tard, he continues to act "hood" with his so-called friends, though he knows this isn't who he really is. What a sealock!
by andggeeze October 2, 2009
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textbook separation

The failure to stick together in L4D, usually resulting in being pounced by a hunter or pulled by a smoker where your teammates cannot immediately rescue you.
Hunter pounces Francis

Zoey: A hunter pounced Francis!
Af-1: TEXTBOOK SEPARATION FRANCIS!
by CheeseyWhizz October 24, 2009
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break the seal

When a person who is drunk pees for the first time since being drunk. After they "break the seal" they feel like they have to pee every 5 minutes.
After breaking the seal, Molly had to wait in line for the bathroom 10 times that night. (break the seal.)
by breakstheseal December 19, 2007
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Seal clapper

Insert your hands, palms together, into your girls ass cheeks. After begin to clap and wait for your bitch to scream like a seal.
by The3amigos September 23, 2016
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Sealed

the antonym of the fortnite term “cracked” used by the famous hugh Vincent and his slightly less famous friend ninja
by annaark March 24, 2020
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screaming segal

Having sex on the beach and you put the girls arms behind here back and fold her legs up and you pull out and rub your penis in the sand then put it back in causing here to scream and flap like a segal
I was banging here on the beach and pulled out dipped it in the sand and ramed it in and gave here a screaming segal
by jm2 the g March 15, 2014
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Sealing The Tomb

After a girl passes out from a drunken incident you work your magic. Release your love seed over her eyeballs and let it set. Use a hair dryer to completely harden the seal and there you have it. You have sealed the tomb!
"After John roofied that girl he sealed the tomb."

"Steve sealed the tomb with me and I couldn't see for over a week."

"Dude my girlfriend is so awesome, last night she passed out and I sealed the Tomb!"

"My best friend spent all summer sealing the tomb."
by John Zayus. August 20, 2009
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