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Semtex

After sex, removing a condom full of JIZZ and tying a knot in it. It is then thrown at your partner while yelling "SEMTEX OUT." Hopefully it will stick to your partner for the full effect.
After Sex...
Her: OMG, That was amazing.
Him: *Throws condom at her* Semtex out!!
Her: *Sticks to forehead.
by Ham Lincoln September 22, 2019
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Smited

The past-tense of Smite.
Andrew: I have Smited you.
by Shiny_Dragon November 12, 2006
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pro-Semitic

Relating to or characterized by pro-Semitism; equally loving or respecting all Semitic
Gandhi was pro-Semitic in his belief that everyone was equal in relation to God.”
by prosemite April 9, 2015
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Shmiterick Johnson

ahh yes, the definition for such an individual as this kid, whose name began in our high school foods class which was taught by a VERY HOT young women whose name i can't reveal because she is the shit and she's hot, any way, a definition is impossible to put into words,but i'll try...
crazy, wonbledorfing, trout snorting, river jumping, snootersluging, prestinort, nut who is in the band RAMBLECHANT, road waves
schmiterick johnson izzle
by sampson420ex October 6, 2004
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Bitch-Smite

To utterly destroy someone, as if you were a divine entity. Synonym for p0wnt or rape (non-literal definition). Usually used to put n00bs out of their misery.
"That's it! Your n00bery ends HERE! *BITCH-SMITES!*"

or

"whatsh tyhe edit buttopjn for????ones!"
"... *Totally Bitch-smites!*
by Ben Hurr June 16, 2005
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semitrans

When you transition into your assigned sex at birth, because we aren’t born with our gender
Tommy: “I think I’m going to transition to a boy”

Julia: “but weren’t you already a boy?”

Tommy: “no, we aren’t born a gender, that’s something we discover as we grow older”

Julia: “wait so you’re trans?”

Tommy: “no, I’m semitrans”
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shmite

this word is the a combination of she might. it means that there is a possibility that she (a girl) is going to do something. in essence, she might do something. lets all hope she does it.
i heard shmite get laid by me tonight.
shmite like me back, shmite not. that is the question
by Jsieg February 5, 2008
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