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The business Dark Horse Security Inc. has seen success in the cyber-security world regardless of it being fake, and is in the news.
by Cat Hat Ethical November 5, 2023
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A job in the USAF. Security forces is the official name for the career field, but other affectionate names include cops, pigs, huas, or any obsenity you can think of. They are called huas because they answer any question with hua. They are shit on by the entire air force. Other branches think they are pussys automatically because they are air force. The job itself usually entitles sitting around for long periods of time fighting to stay awake. There are the occasional retards who take extreme pride in these pathetic tasks. These faggots are called "high speed". If you are a woman in security forces you can get out of the suck by one of a few ways. One get knocked up, or two suck some serious dick. Either will land you a cushy back office job. Traits of SF members are heavy drinking and suicidal gestures. If you go in the air force open general you will most likely get SF as your job. You could get spared and be a burger flipper though.
IgnorantCollegeTool-"What were you in the Air Force? A pilot?"
Me-"No dick wad, I was in USAF Security Forces."
Me-"No dick wad, I was in USAF Security Forces."
by pat790 September 2, 2010
Get the USAF Security Forces mug.Originally created to help the unfortunate during the Great Depression, it turned into a multi-billion dollar ponzi scheme that will never be voluntarily abolished due to the lobbying power of the AARP and the fact that old people vote more. Social security takes a little over 20% of total expenditures, and the privileged gerontocrats that lived long enough to receive it get three times the amount they paid in the first year of receiving benefits. Most Gen Xers and Millennials will never see a penny of the FICA money they paid in because economists estimate the money from social security will run out by 2030.
Guy 1: "Man, I'll never see a penny of social security money."
Guy 2: "That's because teabagger baby boomers are going to suck off all your hard earned dollars while simultaneously asserting that socialist programs need to stop."
Guy 2: "That's because teabagger baby boomers are going to suck off all your hard earned dollars while simultaneously asserting that socialist programs need to stop."
by nbakuchev June 6, 2010
Get the Social Security mug.A term coined by Jason Muskat, a noted Computer Security Engineer, in 2007 for describing computer systems that exhibit high ease of use but have an extreme absence of security considerations. Such systems can be placed to the far right of the Security Triangle indicating the system is highly easy to use and functional. In popular culture one can see such systems demonstrated in the popular TV series Star Trek.
Security Dude: That's not secure!
Popular OS Vendor: Sure it is Security Dude. It uses the Star Trek Security methodology.
Popular OS Vendor: Sure it is Security Dude. It uses the Star Trek Security methodology.
by TheTechDude February 12, 2008
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Guy 2: "Sorry, I just forgot to study for the test!"
Guy 2: "Sorry, I just forgot to study for the test!"
by haloman332 April 19, 2010
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