SECUURITY

Dumb ass security at High Schools who dont accually keep you safe, they just get you in trouble for the dumbest shit

BRO DONT LET THEM PCEP SECUURITY CATCH YOU ROLLIN FRUIT DOWN THE HILL!

by DatSceneKidFag December 9, 2011

Secure

Better than safe its safe X10 its fucking fort knox level safeness

1.when something is pretty damn delicious e.g. Man that donut was secure.

by Secure TM April 30, 2014

USAF Security Forces

The security forces career field is responsible for all police activities associated with an Air Force base. You could be doing anything from securing the perimeter of the base to being a dog handler. Your responsibility will be to ensure the safety of all base weapons, property and personnel from hostile forces. Security forces personnel learn lifesaving procedures; provide armed response; direct vehicle and pedestrian traffic on base; operate speed measuring, drug, alcohol and breath test devices; and conduct investigations. You will be involved in team patrol movements, tactical drills, battle procedures and military operations other than war. You might also be apprehending and detaining suspects, securing crime scenes or testifying in judicial proceedings. Security forces personnel also utilize military working dog teams, train handlers and all aspects of working dogs. Additionally, you might be assigned to an armory and be responsible for controlling and safeguarding arms, ammunition and equipment.

Security Forces is in fact an extremely important job. They are the only line of defense between the air force base an the enemy. Now Security forces is branching out and doing even more work such as protecting convoys and even going on off base patrols.
Anyone who says that Security Forces is not an important job is either a civilian or got a DUI from a Cop.

Jackass Civilian- LOL USAF security forces is for bitches, be a man and join the marines

Cop- punches civilian in the face

by Gi19483726322323 April 10, 2011

Security Wipe

To wipe after an expected Shart, or to wipe feces out of but crack to prevent a skid mark.

"dude, i thought i sharted, but the Security Wipe came back negitive" "Dude, i had to do a security wipe on that one. Saved my drawers.

by CRichards July 27, 2006

security

1: A small town attatched to Colorado Springs, Colorado. Just as a dung beetle must still have an asshole, so must the home of James Dobson and Focus on the Family have a place to dump their trash.

2: Adj. The concept of safety, as one might feel when inside of a bulldozer demolishing government buildings, or when hiding beneath a tractor-trailor from police officers.

3: N. The organization devoted to finding undesirables on the property of a private organization. These persons are also referred to as "rent-a-cops" and "those guys with the flashlights oh man hide the stash oh man oh man I'm so high oh man look at the lights oh... hey who are those guys" in general conversation.

4: A part of someone's financial portfolio.

Security! Escort these hooligans from my property. With a taser.

by Shuffle September 26, 2005

securititty

female security guard....female cop

Well looky here now boys, if it isn't securititty come to ruin all our fun!

by j-locks June 1, 2009

secum

It's actually spelled cecum and all mammals have one, not just rats. It is at the end of the ileum, which is connected to the jejunum, which is connected to the duodenum. The cecum is a small pouch where the small intestine and large intestine meet. Those 4 parts make up the small intestine.

The cecum looks like a small thumb connected to the small intestine.

by Jonnathin September 19, 2005