scuba cut

A “Cuban observed” method of cutting a cigar. The cigar is “V cut” in the middle of the stick and both ends are cut and lit. The cigar is smoked by pressing the middle of the cigar to the mouth and smoked from both ends.
I was at the cigar lounge and everyone was using the scuba cut for their Cohibas. I’ve never seen that before.
by 1squance February 03, 2024
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scuba butt

The rash that develops when someone spends too much time in a hot wetsuit. Similar to diaper rash, and treatable the same ways.
I need to take a couple-day surface interval, I'm starting to get scuba butt.
by 500PSIguy October 04, 2021
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Scuba Geer

Any attempt to scuba dive with out a body of water.
1. My Dad drank so much Shiner bock that he scuba Geer'd off of the picnic table.
2. Would you like to go Scuba Geering with me on Thursday?
by Jareighard May 06, 2015
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Scuba dive the Titanic

A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!

If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.
Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!
by LordJenal July 02, 2023
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Homeless Scuba Diver

The act of sex where a bearded male gives oral sex to his partner underwater. Also called a wet santa.
Frank and Joe must be very good buddies because when they go camping Frank gives Joe a homeless scuba diver.
by Dr. Knowitall MD August 15, 2011
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Scuba dicking

When a person gives oral sex to a male under water.
He asked me to join him in the bathtub and go scuba dicking
by Ilovecupcake4ever January 31, 2018
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SCUBA Queer

Someone who becomes confused around SCUBA gear
Donnie bout' lost his britches when he done seen that SCUBA set. I think he's SCUBA queer.
by SCUBA Sammy March 11, 2022
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