Stop scrolling

"Stop scrolling" is a request that never works. If somebody says "stop scrolling" to you, you won't.
Terrifying white woman: "Stop scrolling, veryuselessperson78!"
veryuselessperson78: "Leave me alone."

And then the dog came in.
by TesTy_DaBlockz July 08, 2024
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Scroll Pirate

When a friend or loved one unabashedly looks over your shoulder while you are scrolling through your social media feed and reads and comments on what they are seeing. If they reach over your shoulder to scroll back or see a post, this is considered an escalation to a full on feedjacking.
Go back so I can read what she posted
Quit being such a scroll pirate and look at your own feed
by alpha india golf February 23, 2021
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Shit Scrolling

by RRRL October 20, 2020
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Goon Scrolling

When you scroll on a website and Goon at the same time.
I love Goon Scrolling to gay men on twitter.
by diminutives May 06, 2024
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got scrolled

being ignored in a group setting, specifically after you've made a suggestion, and the group simply makes no comment nor acknowledges your contribution; as if the person was simply "scrolling past" your suggestion
I got scrolled in our meeting when I suggested a change to the paragraph on the screen, even though I thought it was a valuable contribution.
by Facility Engineer February 29, 2012
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Scroll

The act of wiping your PP or Va-J-J after urinating.

Comes from Italian scrollare, meaning to shake, to wag - originally referencing the PP.
Hey, do you scroll yours after taking a leak? No? Man, you're disgusting!
by Lendav November 20, 2020
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