SCREENED

To be completely mesmerized by the screen on your "smart" phone.

Brad was unable to contribute in any way to the conversation because he was screened out.

by pRODIGAL1 January 8, 2012

Creeched

Creeching/To Creech/Creecher

When somethings just sO funny you laugh out loud and it sounds almost like a scream and a wheeze mixed together with the tears falling down your cheeks from laughing so hard.

Person 1 - “DUDE that was so fucking funny”

Person 2 - “Did you hear me? Omg I creeched so hard hAha”

by chlothecreechaa June 14, 2018

Scritched

The act of having sex while dressed up as an animal.

What a great time last night. I got my brains scritched out by a ground hog.

by Bikermike February 5, 2010

scrotched

Totally fucked up beyond all repair

Dude, that shit is scrotched

by <J> August 26, 2007

Screecher

A girl who moans when she is fingered by a man.

I heard from Doug that, that girl is a screecher.

by Tiny Tibbz January 25, 2011

screeching tires

the sound of tires screeching the pavement is not very well known, although it is generally associated with a death sentence.

I was walking to my friend's house when I heard this car screeching tires on the street.

by bleuilly May 4, 2010

Stretched

Verb
To be absolutely destroyed on drugs to the point of being an extreme danger to everyone around you; To be in a state of aggression so profound that you tear the nearest living entity asunder with your bare hands.

Terry: Damn Jimmy got into the drug stash last night and got so fucking stretched he tried to dig his hands into my eyes

Jimmy: I AM SO FUCKING STRETCHED RIGHT NOW THAT I COULD FUCKING END YOUR EXISTENCE RIGHT NOW AND NOT FEEL AN OUNCE OF REMORSE

by DFfag January 17, 2021