Scruff

An act in which the KFL ( kids football league) messes you up. The hairy part of a woman’s foot.

I scruffed Isaac Inus’s ass up.

by Jemericoi Sepe February 19, 2022

Scaffle

Verb.
To stab someone in the eye with a dull pencil or pencil eraser.
Can be used in the past tense. Scaffled.

Tom through a paper at me so I scaffled him.
Dude, why's your eye bleeding? Did you get scaffled?

by HRHAnastasia February 23, 2011

scruffly

a lack of shaving that results in excessive hair upon the face in a unkept fashion. often reffered to as postemasyndrome if untreated can lead to lack of female contact and even advanced cases proceed to gorilla or even kosta like levels of hairiness

jake postema has a scruffly beard

by Matt Gratziano June 2, 2008

screff

A screff is a derogatory term for a person who lacks self awareness. This is a necessary but not sufficient condition for being a screff. Unfortunately, this is a fairly loose family of meaning (à la Wittgenstein). Being a screff is indicative of being oblivious to one's conditions, unclear thinking, a reluctance to accept the use of logic in argument, participating in one's own oppression, liking inane pop culture, not realising the effect that ones ideology and action will have on other people and a reluctance to look for deeper meanings than the immediately obvious. It is also secondarily used to denote members of an underclass who have been failed by society and as such have adopted some or all of the above traits.

Derivatives: (adj.) screffy

Simon Cowell
Alan Sugar
Jermaine Jenas
Katie Price
Cheryl Cole
Horne and Corden
Jeremy Clarkson

"Why are you acting like a screff, don't you realise what this means?"

(excl.) "SCREFF!"

by The_Hess October 31, 2010

SCAFF

stands for Senior Chicks Are For Fags..made by a couple of dick head senior guys from BHS who are so insecure that they have nothing better to do with their lives than make fun of other people. Their not hot and can't drink without looking like a complete fuck. The only reason they made the "club" up in the first place is to cover up for the fact that they can't get ass from any of the Cape girls. the clan is slowly decreasing and really only consists of one person who sadly devoted his whole senior year to scaff and who probably will get his ass kicked in college, beat his wife(if he can find someone desperate enough to marry him in the first place), and live the rest of his life knowing he is a stupid low life fuck with no friends but his own penis.

too bad your the fat one

by RML May 2, 2005

Scaffolder

Man who elicits sex from animals, usually badgers, on building sites. (Quite niche)

your dad's a scaffolder

by pasha barbi March 7, 2008

scaffold

A cartilage peircing in the ear.

There are two holes that are both aligned so that one bar (scaffold) will go through both of them without twisting the ear.

They are quite unusual and they look really cool.

You normally have to get both holes pierced at the same time (when I got mine they used the same needle but you don't have to) but I know a guy who got the second one done later and just made sure it would line up.

I have a scaffold piercing - it hurt like buggery! Stupid school rules don't let me wear it though so I have to wear a retainer bar and a LeBrette.

by GLJ March 24, 2007