Scorpion King

Scorpion King is a gay person who likes to lick boys balls. He is a twat who likes eating dumplings. He fills them up in his mouth so he can spit them at boys.
Johnny: are you a scorpion king

Dave: screw you jackass
by Gayfaggut89 June 22, 2018
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Scorpion#9007

My discord is Scorpion#9007
by Scorpion discored May 17, 2018
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scorpion clan

Ninja Meerkats is a series of fictional books written by Gareth P. Jones and illustrated by Luke Finlayson and Domingos Aquino. The series began in 2011 and is still ongoing, with a ninth volume set to release mid-2013. The books are based on a group of four kung fu fighting meerkats, dubbed The Clan of the Scorpion, and their missions to foil the evil plans of their human enemy, the Ringmaster, and his minions.
The ninja meerkats will NinjaBoom, all over your face, because they are the scorpion clan!
by BekklySoup December 18, 2017
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Sheet Scorpion

After you have eaten to much taco bell and you're are laying in bed and you take a gamble on the fart and you now have to replace your bed because you had spicy diarrhea
I probably shouldn't have eaten those spicy burritos because it turned me into a sheet scorpion
by EmeraldDoor October 04, 2020
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The Mandalin Beat Blamed Scenes Called Inciting Incidents For Thieves, I Will Refer It To Scorpions, THe Zodiac Sign WHo Believe In Integrity exclusively, please Calle Them "'Scorpios'"
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The Running Scorpion

The Running Scorpion is a risky sexual move where the male will chase a naked woman around and then flip over her landing his penis in one of her orifices. He will then shout "Scorpion Venom" as he climaxes in her.
Man Laura last night wanted to do The Running Scorpion! I stung that girl good!
by MyNameIsJeff47 June 21, 2025
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Urban Scorpion

A discarded hypodermic needle commonly found in large metropolitan areas, abandoned by IV drug users and irresponsible diabetics after use.
Friend: "Hey i'm going skating today at Wells Fargo."
Me: "Careful around there, lots of urban scorpions. Don't fall and get stung."
Friend: "Dude I have Hep C anyway no worries fam"
by dopelesshopefiend August 28, 2017
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