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The act of rapidly and quietly removing oneself from a situation that is expected to turn bad imminently, and often, remaining out of sight whilst the worst of the situation unfolds.
A well crafted 'scomo' may be achieved by returning to the situation as others are executing remediation works and declaring the successes of recovery as one's own.
A masterful 'scomo' is achieved by exhibiting the features above, whilst also being the catalyst of the situation in the first place. Upon one's return, a successful disinformation campaign is waged that either blames others for the initiation of events preceding, or otherwise absolves one from any form of responsibility.
A well crafted 'scomo' may be achieved by returning to the situation as others are executing remediation works and declaring the successes of recovery as one's own.
A masterful 'scomo' is achieved by exhibiting the features above, whilst also being the catalyst of the situation in the first place. Upon one's return, a successful disinformation campaign is waged that either blames others for the initiation of events preceding, or otherwise absolves one from any form of responsibility.
Well, Gladys, I used accelerant on the BBQ again and set the garden waste you'd left by fence on fire. The fire got out of hand rather quickly, but I pulled a masterful scomo: I disappeared from the scene, pretending I was out for a run to the shop. I came back when the fire crew arrived, and once they’d extinguished the fire I ran in to congratulate them heartily. They didn’t seem best pleased, but I told them I don’t hold a hose and that it was the wife that left the BBQ idle from the previous night. Of course, I told Jenny, the neighbour, and the entire street of how my meticulous maintenance of our yard slowed the fire and saved both mine and the neighbour’s house from certain destruction. When the inspector turned up, I convinced him the child next door regularly plays with matches, and the authorities were most helpful in providing a report indicating the fire likely started due to lack of diligence from the neighbour!
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by pball November 21, 2015
Get the Josh Scobee mug.A term that can be used to describe the act of dating more then one person at a time or the act of flirting or hitting on more then one person at a time. Scamblin can be performed by a women or a man. Scamblin can range from simply flirting with more then one person to being a lover to more then one person.
Once a person is considered to be scamblin, the word scambler can be used to describe the person doing the scamblin.
Once a person is considered to be scamblin, the word scambler can be used to describe the person doing the scamblin.
Example 1:
Wow Archie, you talking to all these women must be hard to balance out. I dont understand how you can stay scamblin.
Example 2:
My friend and I decided to go out dancing with a group of girls. One of them was grinding unusually hard on me and my friend as she switched off dancing with us. I could tell that second she was scamblin us.
Wow Archie, you talking to all these women must be hard to balance out. I dont understand how you can stay scamblin.
Example 2:
My friend and I decided to go out dancing with a group of girls. One of them was grinding unusually hard on me and my friend as she switched off dancing with us. I could tell that second she was scamblin us.
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the class is screaming and not listening to any of the warnings he has made to get them to be quiet,this breed will threaten the whole class with a detention when nothing else can be done to stop the classes ongoing onslaught of screaming.But in general this specific breed of science teachers are very intelligent and will teach you really well if you pay attention to what they say and don't misbehave in their class like what a student should be doing
the class is screaming and not listening to any of the warnings he has made to get them to be quiet,this breed will threaten the whole class with a detention when nothing else can be done to stop the classes ongoing onslaught of screaming.But in general this specific breed of science teachers are very intelligent and will teach you really well if you pay attention to what they say and don't misbehave in their class like what a student should be doing
Jimm: OMG!! have you seen how angry mr scobie got a michelle
Kyle: yh bro, he screamed ENOUGH SHUT UP!!!!!! at the top of his lungs
Kyle: yh bro, he screamed ENOUGH SHUT UP!!!!!! at the top of his lungs
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