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scissors

Only the coolest toy you can give your child for Christmas. Every child wants them. But don't bother with the child proof ones, they are not fun.
Mom: I just bought Timmy the scissors he wanted and He is s happy.
#2 Mom: Wow! Suzzy had hers for two days and she cut her finger off.
Mom:Wow she must really love them!
by bergie404 December 15, 2011
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vulcan scissoring

Two people connect their Vulcan hand sign (See hand signal for Live long and prosper) side ways between the V that the hand makes. This type of hand shake is not for the awkward of heart.

Yet once initiated a profound friendship will ensue .

The Vulcan handshake is to not be mistaken for the Vulcan Kiss. Depending on the usage Vulcan scissoring has varying degrees of perversion or none at all.
Danielle saw that Jay was signalling the Live long and prosper sign with his hand on the dance floor. Danielle wanted to one up Jay, so she made the same hand signal as well then inserted her sign into Jay's Vulcan sign. The Vulcan signs interlocked and thus was born VULCAN SCISSORING!
by Dee heavy November 1, 2013
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edward scissorhands

johnny depp was super-cute in it.
by iheartjohnnydepp March 31, 2004
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Scissoring

Google ScissorVixens.
Holy Shit! Scissoring is awesome!
by Dancing with Fire January 21, 2011
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scissor kick

The most explosive attack ever, excluding Chuck Norris' round house. Used in the movie Talledega Nights. When someone is bending over you pcik one leg up and as you put it down you bring the other one up & over someone's head before hitting them with your leg on the way down.
Shut up chip.

Im'a scissor kick you in the back of the head!
by strue14 November 9, 2007
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Scissoring

Something that straight people think lesbians do during sex even though it’s not actually a real thing.
Man: It’s so fucking hot when lesbians are scissoring in porn!
by tall goob May 23, 2018
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samurai scissor

is when a lovely lady after a long night of partying takes you back to her place for some funand before you get down to buisness she lays on her back spreads her legs wide and has you take a huge dump in or on her vagina
Last week Klaw got to samurai scissor Shatoya and her vagina has consequently smellled like feces for a week.
by dooooooooostin February 22, 2008
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