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sneaky samurai

The act of catching a spouse, friend, family member or significant other in the nude and in a sneaky, ninja-like manner, force your index finger into this persons rectum.
I was so surprised and traumatized when my cousin gave me a sneaky samurai. I never even knew he was there until he struck.
by lukey_dukey March 17, 2012
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Bob the Samurai Warrior

A kid who beleives he is a bad-ass and thinks they can break every bone in your body.
by el_quapo February 21, 2011
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Brown Samurai

A brown samurai is the code name of "shit", this name is very well known amongst people that communicate with a certain slav individual.
OMFG DUDE! The brown samurai is loosing his patience. Im going to be back in 10 minutes.
by Elmo bg May 2, 2009
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seven samurai

Boring movie in black and white. Many hail as "greatest movie of all time," yet give no resoning to support this claim.

Probably really awesome in the olden ye tymes what with the minimal amounts of fake blood, but now it's... dumb. Seriously, people. It was terrible.

WAY TOO LONG. Could have been at least an hour shorter.
I told my parents to wake me up when something intresting happened while watching Seven Samurai, and they never woke me up. Because they fell asleep too.
by theshinykitty April 10, 2005
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afro samurai

by kidpocari January 8, 2009
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Samurai

Hot and spicy sauce to go with french frites.
In Belgium
Hi, I would like a large "cornet" of frites and andalouse.
No, samuraï instead. Thanks
by DUM-DUM February 10, 2005
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samurai

Mmm... samurai... so delicious...
by Da Nastee One! June 10, 2003
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