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urine sample

When the hospital asks you to pee in a small cup and then hand it to some person you don't know and never see what happens to it. Also refered to as Home Country Lemonade.
Doctors love asking for urine samples, but what do they do with them?
by Dayringer October 25, 2004
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samp

a verb which stands for playing San Andreas MuliPlayer.
Zelly: Yo sup dudes, it´s so fucking boring lets go samp!
Cyles: Hell yeah we gon blast on them noobs!!!
by SMD Prod August 21, 2007
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Sampson

Sampson. "Better than Lassie." He is that "one in a million" dog. Loved and adored by everyone he meets. Black beauty. Long beautiful jet black furr with a smiling face. Adores his owner who he warships every step she takes. A loyal and loving companion who brings years of memories that will be treasured forever. He lives not for himself, but his master. The one he loves. Obedient like a robot and will wiggle his whole body when he greets you at the door like he has not seen you in years. He lives just to make his owner happy. He is a bed hog though...but he does it all. His greatest joy in life is his the owner...and going to the dog park with her. The girl he loves....
"Sampson.....wanna go to the "park"?
by Sampson's queen..... April 28, 2012
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SAMPLED!

When one is dominated in such a manner that it creates a supernova; a free ownage upon others
Gurndeep Hempsky Jr. was skating down the ice until Spencer checked him into the boards and fucking SAMPLED! him.
by You Just Got Sampled April 19, 2009
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wanna talk to Sampson?

It is slang for asking someone if they want to smoke marijuana taken from the movie half-baked, where Sampson Simpson is a well known drug dealer.
Bro 1: Hey bro wanna talk to Sampson?

Bro 2: I guess I could have a few words with him.
by The Larps May 16, 2009
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scample

a free sample that you take with no intention to buy the stuff. Especially one sought out to get free food as at for example Sam's Club.
i am going down to Sam's to get some scamples.
by rodderx October 12, 2011
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Scalp Rub

An exquisite head massage that feels so good because of all the nerve endings being rubbed on.
My hot hair stylist gives me the world's greatest scalp rub. Her rub leaves me all tingly and euphoric.
by Big Blue Boy January 12, 2011
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