Saltine American

slang for a race comment about white people

I am not a cracker i am a saltine american

by Brandi m dukes November 5, 2017

Sami

the worlds cutest couple ever, of all time, no competition, ever.

have u seen Sami?
no.
theyre adorable!

by mixedchicc1806 June 18, 2020

Saltined

The crunching up and spreading of saltine crackers onto one's car, driveway, or house resulting in the owner having to pick up the salty debris via hands. This is considered a very personal offense in Western cultures.

"Ay yo T.J. yo car just called saltined by some janky-ass bitches!"

by jdaddybezee June 20, 2009

saltify

verb (used with object or person), saltified, saltifying

1. becoming upset over a situation or topic that is shameful, embarrassing or offense towards one's self

2. to become salty, or in other words 'upset'

I am going to saltify this BK Randy in a match of Black Ops III.

by ZAP'd Designs October 27, 2015

saltine sandwich

When you put a saltine cracker in between two other saltine crackers and chomp on it so it gets crumbs everywhere.

Can I have a saltine sandwich?
What do you want in the middle?
A saltine.

by Smudgenooo January 21, 2016

Salting the soup, while sipping the spoon

To not understand something correctly or what is important about it especially when it is obvious to those around you.

No matter how much salt you put in the pot it will not change the spoon.

"You can't use that as an argument, you are salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".

"I was trying to make soup, but then I started salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".

by Goding4 July 6, 2018

SAMI

Sami is a boy who likes to play basketball and when he gets crossed he says he slips on acorns

Lmao look he pulled a Sami

by Nviii November 13, 2018