Nub Salad

An incompetent hero whose splayed out state of disarray (generated in an attempt to quest) conjures the image of a salad.

Look at all the scarabs he's left behind! Nub salad!

by s3 November 4, 2012

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

salad fingers

Salad fingers is a flash cartoon that uses the facade of random hysteria (rusty spoons, ridiculuos combinations eg. salad and fingers) to communicate a more serious, tragedic perspective of the world. This could almost be compared to naive art, in that it is seemingly spontaneous, a work deliberately imitating childish art, but in so doing accessing the darkest recesses of human consciousness. Not only does salad fingers touch rusty things, his mono-mania and schizophrenic behaviour hints at abuse and isolation. Salad fingers is not simply strange, laughable - in its repulsiveness it higlights aspects of the human condition that are glossed over in everyday life, or ignored in the mentally ill and the suffering. It is for this reason that salad fingers may be described as sad, as well as strange.

He dreams of rusty taps.
He talks to a broken telephone.
He is often reduced to being utterly terrified by a few choice words. ("I think he likes spoons too.")

by Grey Sea June 9, 2005

Mop Salad

If your refer to a woman as "mop salad," that means she will perform fellatio on you with out issue, or coercion.

Mop Salad can also be called "top of the morning." -The term was coined by one of Joe Buddens' friends on BlogTV.

Yo look at that bitch there... she got some big lips... That bitch mop salad...

That chick got on juicy booty shorts.... that's definitely mop salad.

That bitch is Mop Salad... She always got lollipop in her mouth.

by JoeBuddenTV August 4, 2009

Lead Salad

A bullet to the mouth. Like a "Knuckle Sandwich" but with a gun instead of a fist. Origin was possibly the movie Fight Club.

Son, you better quit your yappin' or I'm gonna serve you a Lead Salad, and it ain't gonna be pretty.

by Dan Khalaf April 19, 2004

Butt Salad

An interjection used to cut someone off mid-sentence and hopefully cause them to lose their train of thought. Should be said in a loud raspy voice at any inappropriate time.

Bob: Hey so this one time i was...
Fred: BUTT SALAD!!!!
Bob: What the?! ...wait what was i saying?
Fred: ...butt salad?

by delicious_chips August 13, 2010

he said us

a cursed sentence that was once said by a man claiming to be big but is small. this phrase has given many immense trauma, emotional and physical marks, and disturbance. if you utter this word near anyone, you will immediately get jumped and spit on.

(also i'm pretty sure the podcast mansplain get deleted lmaooooooo

thanks nickisnotgreen 😁)

poo: he said us😂
someone:.........🙁😦.......get the fuck out right now

by Hey hu October 2, 2021