“Hey should I jump off this bridge dude?” “Oh hell yeah full sails!”
“See ya later!”
“Hey yeah full sails man have a good day”
“See ya later!”
“Hey yeah full sails man have a good day”
by Fullsailsbrah June 04, 2019
When a breeze kicks up and your umbrella becomes either uncontrollable, inverts itself in your hands, or flies from your grip.
Synonyms: urban kite, umbrella sail, umbrella kite
Synonyms: urban kite, umbrella sail, umbrella kite
"Umbrellas are a pain in the ass. Sure, they protect your head and shoulders from the rain, but the second the slightest breeze kicks up, you suddenly find yourself the unwitting mast for an urban sail that, best case scenario, inverts itself in your hands, and worst case scenario, flies from your grip, whips down the street and spears the Pope in the neck." - Tracy V.
Source: Cracked.com, Tracy V. (Invictus99)
Source: Cracked.com, Tracy V. (Invictus99)
by notfeelingcreative June 04, 2014
When a man takes his erect penis and in a smooth "sailing" motion runs it along the butthole of a prone person.
The other day Kenny tied a little sail to his dick and went dirt sailing before throwing a piece of eight on her back!
by Habberstamp July 10, 2022
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by Yermum69n June 26, 2017
To spend long periods of time on one's front porch. Usually involves music, conversation and some form of inebriates. May also involve food, especially food produced from a grill.
by tehamahreha February 28, 2009