The act of going from one garage sale to the next, to the next, to the next, and so on and so forth. Taking a day or a weekend or a few hours to desperately search for other people’s junk.
Me and Fred are going garage sailing this weekend you should join us, we’re too broke to go to the store....
by Descriptiongiver101 August 16, 2019
Get the GARAGE SAILINGmug. Used when referring to a golf cart that has been taken off of (specifically) private property and driven down public roads illegally.
1. I saw Buddy sailing the fucking cart down the street like a champion who gave zero fucks.
2. Bill asked “how will we be getting there?” And Michael answered “fucking sailing the cart boiii !!!”
2. Bill asked “how will we be getting there?” And Michael answered “fucking sailing the cart boiii !!!”
by harry pot June 5, 2018
Get the Sailing the cartmug. "Dude, did you see Jenny in her new bikini at the pool?"
"Yeah man, I saw her while I was practicing my backstrokes. She had me Sail Boating."
"Yeah man, I saw her while I was practicing my backstrokes. She had me Sail Boating."
by Sarpa May 25, 2016
Get the Sail Boatingmug. Floor Sailing is the next submission to the Olympic Games Committee defined by the distance a person travels while tripping or slipping on a smooth, slick or slippery surface!
Dude if you had only practiced a little more you could have gotten a Gold Medal in “Floor Sailing“ for that record slide in class!!
by OneVisionVideo November 27, 2020
Get the Floor Sailingmug. When you pee and take a shit at the same time. Most notably when you have food poisoning or had a beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell.
by Jermeiser October 6, 2016
Get the Mud Sailingmug. Dad what are torrents? Ah, yes I sailed the bay many times in my youth. You Spotify kids would never understand.
by Wolvesofthenight March 30, 2025
Get the Sailed the baymug. by Yermum69n July 13, 2017
Get the cum sailedmug.